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Come Steal My Goat


Last updated 7/23/2018 at 9:02am

My name is Velma Owen, I’m an 83 year old grandmother of seven. I grew up on my daddy’s farm, and I’ve raised animals my whole life. Even in my advanced age, I care for a few chickens, three goats and a cow.

I recently heard about that vegetable man who came and stole a goat here in the county, and I never thought I could be so unlucky. I have an ornery old goat that I would give anything to have stolen. His name is Buck and I’m half convinced he is Satan incarnate.

Buck is a no good, trouble-making, bigoted old goat. Last year I bought a new pre-owned Chevy, and it wasn’t in...

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