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Rats On A Sinking Ship

 

September 30, 2019



A conversation between two rats aboard the American war ship, the U.S.S Presidency, is reported here in full.

Rat #1: It’s time to get out.

Rat #2: Not yet

Rat #2: Not yet? If we leave now, we abandon all that food and garbage in the hold. Where will we eat?

Rat # 1: It doesn’t matter. The bowlines are still attached. If we drift off to sea we won’t be able to get off.

Rat #2: But if we leave too early, we’ll be traitors to the captain who, after all, has maintained the ship that’s been home for quite a while.

Rat #1: We can always find another ship. If we wait too long, eve...



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