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A Vote For Anarchy


Last updated 2/12/2020 at 4:06pm

My name is Velma Owen. I’m an 84-year-old grandmother of seven. I’ve lived in Transylvania County my whole life, and I’m thinking about running a write-in campaign for president of the United States. I read letters in this paper all the time of people complaining about this politician or that politician, but I got a plan we could all get behind.

As president, I will disband the entire government. We all hate it anyway. Let’s just get rid of it. My grandson thinks we need the government for the post office and roads, but he’s voting for the socialist. Besides, the post office is u...

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