The Transylvania Times -

It is difficult not to gloat. I am not as forgiving as our next president, and, I suppose, if it were up to me, one of the earliest calls I would make as president would be to the director of the Bureau of Prisons and order him/her, to make ready a presidential suite at Leavenworth for a man who has left bodies across this country and, as he exits, seems intent on fomenting bloodshed to assuage his sorrow at not being declared king.

But, thankfully for all of us, I’m not in a position to make that call, although I do believe he will be indicted as soon as he’s out the door despite what...