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Commissioners Strike Blow Against Tyranny


Last updated 2/1/2021 at 3:07pm

It was with a great sense of relief that I read about the passing of the historic “Constitutional Rights” resolution passed by our intrepid county commissioners.

It was good to know that they, being the stewards of the county, had solved all the actual life-threatening and economic issues facing the county and had time (and taxpayer money) to throw away on this, ahem, landmark resolution. Pulling in the additional tax-based resources of our county manager and attorneys was inspired. Money well spent!

I, for one, am excited to step out my door and frolic in the utopia they have created, free of economic woes, a non-existent COVID-19 plan, embarrassingly substandard education, drug use issues and crushing poverty. Good job, guys!

I can’t wait to see what else you want to throw away money on as the citizens of Transylvania County bask in comfort knowing that, yes, you are aware of those obscure documents, the Constitution and Bill of Rights (well, in this case, the 2nd Amendment is the only one they care about, but good start, fellas!).

Please, whatever you do, don’t actually try to do your jobs. Pointless posturing is a much better use of your time and our money. I hope my fellow taxpayers are as excited about this bold, conservative use of their money as I am!

Lauren Wise



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